Augusta Medical Examiner

The Internet's Most Salubrious Blog

August 5, 2016
by Dan Pearson
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Read all about it!

ShareWhat, you ask? All kinds of good stuff that encourages good health. And none of the weird stuff. Click away!

June 17, 2016
by Dan Pearson
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HOT OFF THE DIGITAL PRESS!

ShareAs usual, more interesting and salubrious reading than it would seem possible to fit in a publication this size, thanks to our handy new state-of-the-art AS-6000 (Article Squeezer 6000). Read on and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

February 16, 2016
by Dan Pearson
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The growth is growing

ShareThis is interesting, and not really in a good way. Although the latest figures shown here (2011) are down from their peak about ten years earlier, they still show an increase in the average American’s diet of more than 750 … Continue reading

February 1, 2015
by Dan Pearson
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Super Platter Sunday!

ShareWhy a platter? Because a bowl would be too small. After all, the NCC – the National Chicken Council, that is – says we will consume 1,250,000,000 chicken wings this year. Wait. Cancel that. 1,250,000,000 chicken wings TODAY alone. That’s … Continue reading

December 11, 2013
by Dan Pearson
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Today is Hump Day, ergo a hiatus is in order

ShareAs you watch this, you might have the same thought I did: more of us need to be like this little prospector. Instead, lots of people seem to be downright cooperative with the proverbial grim reaper. Speeding behind the wheel, … Continue reading

October 18, 2013
by Dan Pearson
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Very warm off the press!

ShareYes, it’s yet another issue of The World’s Most Salubrious Newspaper, the Medical Examiner. (The print edition, to clarify, is Augusta’s Most Salubrious Newspaper.) This issue is, as usual, chock full of splendid reading that will encourage you to live, … Continue reading

February 10, 2013
by Dan Pearson
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Even animals have to fight obesity

ShareTo recap our story to this point, boys and girls, The Lancet reports that for the first time in human history, obesity is killing more people worldwide than malnutrition. The annual death toll blamed on obesity stands on the far … Continue reading